为了吸引乘客的注意力，各家航空公司都绞尽脑汁，每年都推出了各具特色的安全须知演示。英国航空前几天发布了最新安全宣传片，这次的灵感来自最享誉盛名的文学巨著，讲解飞机上的安全事项。
Anne… I must confess a sentiment of the most tender nature Erm… Welcome everyone.
We will now demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft, and your attention is essential as this may be different from any aircraft that you've flown on before.
Do I smell the winds of war?
I see smoke on the horizon. Smoking, including e-cigarettes, vaping and the use of other smoking devices, is not permitted at any time whilst on board.
Including the toilets, which have smoke detectors in them.
Gerald, it's you.
For too long I've kept my true feelings hidden but now… Personal devices should have the flight-safe mode feature enabled now.
Handheld devices must be held securely or placed into a pocket.
What witchcraft is this?
The painting!
