[quiet music and animal sounds] Grass is like the pubic hair of planet Earth.
I'm dressed in earth pubes.
Hey my name is Simone welcome to my new show.
I've been a vegetarian since I was eight years old.
It took me all of three seconds to tell you that I've made a lot of questionable choices in my life, like, tattooing my Chinese name when I was 16 or, getting a bowl cut.
I lost my virginity in that haircut.
That might be the biggest accomplishment of my life.
Kind of impressive.
Like: Wow, I salute you, way too old Simone.
You get that bowl cut and walk the streets.
