Hey everyone, my name is Evan and this is my friend, Bacon Dingo.
And today Bacon Dingo is going to teach me some Cockney slang.
Yep.
I was in My Fair Lady in ninth grade.
I played Cockney number one.
So, move your blooming arse.
I can speak bloody hell good Cockney, governor.
Are you okay?
Oh god.
So it's got a lot to teach me today.
