So, er, I became a dad recently.
(Audience cheer) Thanks so mu - I mean, it was easy.
(laughs) for me, anyway.
Um, I... Stop trying to check Matt's Maths!
I'm going to turn this round.
No, sorry, I'm not going to be upstaged by a square.
And that thing that he drew.
Um... (laughs) So, yay, I wanted to talk about childbirth.
You know, childbirth is a wonderful opportunity for data collection.
Er, yeah, honestly, it is, because... when you go into labour you get asked this question all the time "How long are your contractions?" Everyone wants to know, the midwives and the doctors because, the closer you are to giving birth, the longer your contractions become.
