Like we have zero left, zilch, negative Benjamins.

我们一分钱都没有了。

" Worthless" means without value; zero, nada, zilch.

“无价值”是指没有价值；零，nada，zilch。

And to top it, my qualification to be doing this is zilch, nada, not at all, nothing.

最重要是， 我做这件资格是零， nada，一点也不，什么都没有。

Of course there were a few minor problems—the fact that I knew absolutely zilch about the Pennsylvania State Police, for one thing—but I didn't let any of that bother me. I simply made up all the stuff I didn't know.

当然还有几个微不小问题——比如有一点，对于宾夕法尼亚州警察我是一无所知——但我丝毫不会为此感到困扰。不知东西我统统编造出来。