One of this year's IgNobel winners, " Factors involved in the ejection of milk" , was published in 1941 and tests whether fear causes cows to involuntarily drain their udders.
Step 4 Moisturize like Shania Twain: She finds there's nothing like Bag Balm – an ointment made to soften a cow's udder for milking – to make her complexion silky.
" Clean that udder good now" . Roskus said. " You milked that young cow dry last winter. If you milk this one dry, they aint going to be no more milk" .
So, for example, you don't want to say to someone " I like this, but I prefer udders" , because that could cause a bit of confusion and people might think you're a bit weird.