Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯戴了顶假住他的秃头。

" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“不戴假，这是自己的头。”

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那是《星际迷航》里的毛毛球。但其实也可能只是假，反正不管是哪样，都蛮酷的。

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

除了这顶烂假吗？开玩笑的。这可是真头。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还是不要说出，”威金斯先生一边说，一边调整着他的假。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

看看是不是把假忘在这了。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 只是为了掩饰他的假。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你的假看起像的宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金斯校长。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

二 别大眼珠子瞪着戴假的嘉宾。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不能——你不能和一个开始戴假并认为自己现在很英俊并且恢复了活力的男人一起生活。

And I keep telling men - so, you see, rather dead than going to a psychiatrist, but at the same time, rather dead than ever wearing a toupee.

一直告诉人们——所以，你看，宁可死也不要去看精神科医生，但同时，宁可死也不要戴假。