Well, see? I mean Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.

嗯，是吗？Barry甚至在尔夫球场的时候都不会吻我。

One day I was, uh, playing miniature golf with some colleagues and I got struck by lightning.

有一天，我在跟同事打小型尔夫，结果被闪电劈到。

So when we're playing miniature golf and you get the ball in the hole, you're jammy.

那当我们打尔夫球的时候，把球打进洞里，就是很走运。

Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.

还有Debbie，我初中时最好的朋友，在打尔夫球时被闪电击中。

Oldest miniature golf course in the USA; that's in Monroe County.

美国最古老的尔夫球场；那是在门罗县。

Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.

巴瑞连在打尔夫时 也不肯亲我。

Look, it's not too late to ditch this and find a miniature golf course.

现在放弃看展览去找个小型尔夫球场还为时不晚。

Say you're gearing up for a big tournament of thumb wrestling, or what has been called the " miniature golf of martial arts."

假设正在为拇指摔跤的大型锦标赛做准备——或者被称为“武术的微型尔夫”。

Many have also revamped their event calendars to include such programs as punk rock aerobics, speed dating, cow milking demonstrations, and indoor miniature golf.

许多馆还修改了他们的活动日程，新开发了包括朋克摇滚健美操、速配相亲、奶牛挤奶示范和室内尔夫等项目。

Strange story, when I was young, I wanted a dog, and we had no money, we were very...my father at that time was a caddie at a miniature golf course in Brooklyn, y'know.

很奇怪的故事。在我年轻的时候，我很想得到一条狗，但我们家没钱，我们非常? 我父亲那时是布鲁克林一家微型尔夫球场的球童。