Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下这个马屁精为所有事背黑锅。

You're a really good kisser. - Well, I have kissed over four women.

你真是手 -嗯，过超过四个女人。

Yeah, he was always a good kisser, and he could always make me laugh.

是啊，他很棒，也能随时逗开心。

For your information, I've been told that I'm a very good kisser, all right?

告诉你，别人说是手。

No, by women, women with lots of experience. Every single one of them said that I was a great kisser.

不，是经验丰富的女人们说的。她们每一个人都说是手。

Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?

谁是更好的者，利亚姆海姆或布拉德利库珀？

And maybe 'cause you're a good kisser.

可能还因为你技不错吧。

Every single one said I was a great kisser.

她们每一个人都说是手。

He, uh, he happened to be an excellent kisser.

他 他碰巧技术超。

I've been told I'm a very good kisser, all right?

别人说是手？

What did you say? Um, I said that you were a good kisser...

你写了什么 说你是个手。

Teacher's pet, apple polisher, butt kisser - - Bart!

老师的宠物，马屁精，马屁精- -巴特！

Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.

你们相信吗？ 居然说不是手。

I mean, Dan's a good kisser, but that good?

丹的技是不错 但也不至于好到那个地步吧？

You're a reaIIy good kisser. Chandler: WeII, I have kissed over four women.

你真是手. 哦, 过不止四个女人。

Smart, kind, good kisser? What, those things aren't on your list?

聪明 好心 功一流 难道这些不是你的条件？

Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known.

哇哦，是说，你技术那么超，还真没想到。

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.

那个混球敢多看你一眼, 就给他一顿老拳。

He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free.

他是个亲手 还免费帮报税。

" I seriously hope you die, " he says. " Yes, he was a good kisser, and there was tongue."

“真的希望你死，”他说。 “是的，他的技很好，而且还有舌头。”