Whoever stood you up is a jerk.

放你鸽子的人是个混蛋。

You can't marry an obnoxious jerk like that.

你不能嫁给一个这么讨厌的混球。

She jerked her head in Harry's direction.

她朝哈那边点了一下头。

Why are all rich men jerks?

为什么所有的有钱人都是混蛋？

Don't be a jerk, all right, Boner?

这一点也不好笑好吗，伯纳？

What are you jerks doin' in my pool?

你我的游泳池里干什么？

In other words... Don't be a jerk.

换言之......别犯傻。

Well, he's been a real jerk lately.

他最近别古怪。

I was dumped. -Yeah, well, Logan's a jerk.

我被甩了。-好吧，Logan是个混账。

I was a total jerk. Completely over the line.

我太混蛋、太超过了。

How about that for... for being a total jerk.

么样啊 对 对做一个大混蛋来说。

And even though they're being a total jerk.

有的人甚至完全蛮横不讲理。

But jerked suddenly awake as they crept nearer.

但他们一走近，他就猛地惊醒了。

It's those online paper jerks, the whole business is changing.

都怪那些线上纸业的混蛋，整个行业都变了。

Maybe he's not the unsympathetic jerk he used to be.

也许他不是曾经那个没有同情心的混球了。

It's now time to show the jerks a real taste.

现是时候让这些混蛋们尝尝滋味了。

I try to move on, and I'm a shallow jerk.

我的确幼稚又肤浅，但努成熟。

How could you be a jerk? You're wearing that hat.

你么会是混蛋呢？你可是戴着那顶可爱的小帽子。

Said she probably ran to escape her jerk of a father.

说她可能是为逃离混蛋父亲而离家出走了。

And so...I chased the jerks off.

所以我把那些坏蛋赶跑了。