Kill me. It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

杀了吧 没用的 人体能在死亡数小时内直制造气体。

Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.

宁愿猴来。

He's just an awful, flatulent racist.

他是个可怕的, 狂热的种族主义者。

It's nothing personal. I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.

不是故意针对你。是不想未来的侄侄女吃紫雪糕就胃胀气。

Meanwhile, me, I was making money in the USA, but the closest thing I had to a friend was the flatulent co-worker I took my cigarette breaks with.

与此同时， 在美国赚钱，但最亲近的朋友是和起抽烟的那位吹气的同事。