Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似的？

So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

那你是要当个傻逼咯。

It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像那些傻逼广告。

To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于那些乘坐过他的巴士的人来说，布莱克是一个臭名昭著的超级混蛋。

Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.

这个话怎样 为莱纳德是个大混蛋 假设大混蛋有可能存在。

I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

我有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说？

Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边那些混蛋的消息吗？

Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就是个大傻冒。

No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用的草包丢给我。

But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

我是天使阵营中的傻逼。

Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

那也是有10桶酒的傻帽。也即是，我的新好友。

I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

我不知道，说些别让我显得猥琐又吃醋的脑残的话。

You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能那讨人嫌，因为如果你是的话，你是不会承认的。

Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫我二逼？

And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，那人就是个混蛋。

I'm the biggest douche on the planet.

我是这个星球上最大的淋浴。

Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他是个大傻瓜而你不是？

Just 'cause they're douches doesn't mean we have to be.

他们是混蛋 我们可不是。

There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 我们称人们为冲洗袋是有原因的。