I'm not kidding, by the way; a lot of cuneiform is about wheat and goats.
我不是在开玩笑,很多楔形文字记录的都是关于

山羊的。
史
Mesopotamia gave us writing, specifically a form of writing called cuneiform, which was initially created not to like woo lovers or whatever but to record transactions like how many bushels of wheat were exchanged for how many goats.
美索不达米亚人带给了我们
,特别是一种叫做楔形文字的
。它们最初的目的不是为了记录爱情故事,而是为了记录交易,比如多少的
子换了多少只羊。