Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

说什么？用烟筒打人之前是是先吸了一口？

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处是这样的响声。

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个爱着的女人的乒乓声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

道怎么吸水烟，现在来告诉怎么飞子？

Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，道还有这种爱好。

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有爱是够的。们住哪儿，这儿，和的友们吗？卫生间里唯一的装饰是一个水烟枪。

Is that a beer bong for a baby?

这是宝宝啤酒机吗？

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一的家具就是根水管。

Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

用烟筒打人之前是是先吸了一口？

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮的砰砰声。

What drew you to making bongs?

是什么吸引去制作水烟筒的？

Max turned our old one into a bong.

Max把们的旧电视给炸了。

Look, hippies, look! Put down those bongs and look.

嬉皮士们 快看 把大麻烟枪放下看一眼。

Okay, fine. You can get her the bong then.

好吧 那就给她买那个钟吧。

You know, I'm sure you enjoyed the occasional bong hit.

觉得偶尔抽上几口肯定很享受。

So again, one bong or two?

所以 带一个还两个？

Well, my bong is from Korea.

的大麻烟斗也是韩国做的呢。

What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.

们需要的 是猛抽一口大自然来提升品味。

Some punk's trying to use his snorkel rental as a bong.

一些朋克试图使用他的浮潜租赁作为bong。

I got them with the money you were saving for that Porky Pig bong.

用存来买猪小弟大麻烟斗买的。