The problem is that Bill here is an arsehole.

问题就是这位比尔是个混蛋。

But then there'll be some arsehole like me that never won, but outsells you.

但总有人像我这样，从未赢过，但却把你卖得更厉害。

Luis, you've got arsehole to go through.

路易斯，你得经历一番磨难。

To which you'd say, oh, he's a rich arsehole who wants to own Twitter.

你说，哦，他是个有钱的混蛋，想拥有推特。

I'd better grab one in case I encounter any arseholes today.

我最好拿上一个，以防今天碰到什么混蛋。

Where has this arsehole been all year?

这个王八蛋今年都跑到了？

Some people say that opinions are like arseholes.

有些人说，观点就像屁股一样，人人都有。

So, call Rob and tell him he's an arsehole.

所以，打电话给罗布，告诉他他是个混蛋。

Tell Billy he's an arsehole. - What?

告诉比利他是个混蛋 -怎么？

You didn't miss anything, Vi, only Mason being an arsehole.

你也没错过什么 小维 只是错过梅森的可恶模样。

Good, because you were a real arsehole.

太好了 你之前可病得不轻。

Like just kind of giving a buffer zone of like, I'm not an arsehole, I promise.

就像是在给自己划出一个缓冲区，表示：“我保证，我不是个混蛋。”

And not only will we not charge the government $700 a year for it, we're not arseholes.

而且我们不仅不向政府收取每年700美元的费用，我们也不是混蛋。

Did he turn into an arsehole?

他变成一个混蛋了吗？

Do that because he'd look like an arsehole, which he very much isn't.

这样做是因为他显得像个混蛋，而他根本不是那样的人。

My sister and her arsehole baby are staying with me while she goes for interviews. I get more sleep here.

我妹妹面试的这段时间 和她那讨厌鬼孩子住我家 我在这里睡得更好。

Philip just hadto be the man of the family, and I was an arsehole, and Mum didn't leave her rooms.

菲利普只是必须成为家里的男人， 而我是个混蛋， 妈妈没有离开她的房间。

And then he'll say, no, you're an arsehole, and then we'll go back and forth, and it'll be okay again.

然后他说， 不，你是个混球，然后我们互相争论一番， 最后一切又好起来。

No, you can go online, you can talk to Moldy Warp, you can talk to Toad, he's a bit of an arsehole.

不，你可以上网，可以和Moldy Warp聊天，也可以和Toad聊聊，他有点讨人嫌。

The point I'm trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have misfortune to meet.

我想说的是，我是最讨厌、最粗鲁、最无知的人、彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇到我都是一种不幸。